If you can’t make a collar on a shirt, you should go back to design school. I don’t think this is the finest crop of designers. The Lord and Taylor challenge was better last year.

I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU CANNOT KNOW BEATLES SONGS. WHAT KIND OF ROCK HAD YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER?

-Jodiebasket, in reference to that kid who sang “Let it Be.”

[10:08:18 AM] Jodie: sorry what
[10:09:43 AM] Jodie: watching modern family
[10:10:03 AM] Jodie: there was a funny line about the son calling his teacher mommy
[10:10:11 AM] Jodie: remnd you of something
[10:10:15 AM] Jodie: remind

I think one time in middle school I called my gym teacher, “Dad.” Thanks for reminding me, Mom.

Jodiebasket: The back is two little houses, I don’t get it. Starts reading the article (http://starcasm.net/archives/155859). Ugh, this is going to be a story book for all of them. Oh there is just too much information. Why is there a pop up coming up. Go away. Get to the point. Silence. Ok, her tattoos are from children’s books. It is really not a good article, it is not telling me anything about the tattoos.

Anyway she loves Adam, hates Marnie, and finds Shoshana hilarious. She loved Hannah’s cat-eaten-the-mouse grin when Hannah got Adam to be her boyfriend.

Me: How was Mariah Carey?

Jodiebasket: Fine. Actually, it was the other one who was certifiably looney tunes.

Dude interrogating Saul.

Jodiebasket: I think he was in an episode of 24.

Me: I think you watch too much tv.

OMG SHE IS WRONG: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0446257/

Two minutes later:

Me: He wasn’t in 24.

Jodiebasket: I know, he was in Law and Order and an episode of Rescue Me.

Quidditch Brother: How crazy is she?

Jodiebasket: Nazi.